{"id":1517,"date":"2012-11-15T07:00:18","date_gmt":"2012-11-15T13:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.joecurry.com\/?p=1517"},"modified":"2012-11-15T07:00:18","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T13:00:18","slug":"treasure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/treasure\/","title":{"rendered":"Treasure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/joecurry\/8184427923\/in\/photostream\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Raking Leaves\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8068\/8184427923_43df3e4291_z.jpg\" height=\"640\" width=\"427\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><strong>3<\/strong><strong>65.295<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Today, I participated in an annual fall ritual <del>enjoyed<\/del>\u00a0endured by many homeowners. Yes, I&#8217;m talking about raking. After several neighbors had already cleaned their lawns with what I assume were vacuums, I was guilted into raking so the new kid on the block didn&#8217;t give a bad impression. On the plus side, I was pleasantly surprised by my Clog Free Rake.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see, the electric company left me with a &#8220;half tree&#8221; in August after their aggressive trimming. While it&#8217;s hard to tell from the photo, I had 8.5 thirty-gallon compacted bags full of leaves, mostly from the front yard. I can assure you that this half-tree didn&#8217;t produce that quantity of leaves, so at this time, I&#8217;d like to thank Mother Nature for taking a dump on my lawn.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, leaves weren&#8217;t the only thing I found on my front lawn. As I was scooping up leaves with my hands and pouring them into the leaf bags, I came across a treasure in the rough. And by treasure, I mean turd. Thanks neighbors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>365.295 Today, I participated in an annual fall ritual enjoyed\u00a0endured by many homeowners. Yes, I&#8217;m talking about raking. After several neighbors had already cleaned their lawns with what I assume were vacuums, I was guilted into raking so the new kid on the block didn&#8217;t give a bad impression. On the plus side, I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5wQXH-treasure","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joecurry.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}